Audio Stalking

I’m just writting this as a holding place for funny things I overhear. Little bits of someone else’s conversation caught out of context. I hope this is just the beginning or a lifelong reel of quotes that I append to as funny things enter my ears from the mouths of unaware passers-by.

I’m starting it because I just heard:

“How did it survive being cooked in a flapjack”

I have no idea what she was talking about, and to be honest, I don’t want to know. It’s funnier left to the imagination.

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2 Responses to “Audio Stalking”

  1. dan Says:

    overheard in the lift to our mutual place of work…

    “well you’ve got to have heroin in there, haven’t you, to get them hooked…”

  2. admin Says:

    Hmm, now you mention it, the flapjacks at work are terribly moreish.

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