I’m just writting this as a holding place for funny things I overhear. Little bits of someone else’s conversation caught out of context. I hope this is just the beginning or a lifelong reel of quotes that I append to as funny things enter my ears from the mouths of unaware passers-by.
I’m starting it because I just heard:
“How did it survive being cooked in a flapjack”
I have no idea what she was talking about, and to be honest, I don’t want to know. It’s funnier left to the imagination.
overheard in the lift to our mutual place of work…
“well you’ve got to have heroin in there, haven’t you, to get them hooked…”
Hmm, now you mention it, the flapjacks at work are terribly moreish.